December 13 2012: My Plan for the Day

What will happen on the morning of 13 December 2012? What if the Earth survives the “catastrophe”? What if the people wake up and ask these scientists what happened to their predictions? What if they formed a major angry mob and ruin the ruins of the Mayan civilization? What if the news channels flash “Whatever happened to ‘Earth will get destroyed’?” in their annoying “Flash News”? What if we, non believers, get up on that day and point and laugh at the believers and embarrass them? Before the brilliant believers say “what if we end up dying after all?” here’s my answer: if we die, at least we’re saved all that embarrassment. So, Ha! Ha! (Nelson Muntz style)
So my plan for the day is simple: Wake up; stretch; sleep some more; wake up; teeth; coffee; laugh at believers; food; laugh at believers; sleep; laugh at believers; more food; laugh at believers; call school friends who are believers and laugh at them; food; sleep.

The Post

A post we could’ve all lived without, a post that is so unimportant the mere parameters of the unimportant-ness are not discussable. A post that is so meaningless the most random person in the universe would worship me for it. A post that was inspired by fans who couldn’t do without my intelligence and random humor. A post that shall be called the post. A post that is right here right now. A post that started about it and ended with it. A post that this is! This is the post!